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Make Sugar Cheaper
The demand that started the party. Between the mill and your cup, every hand takes a cut except the one that grew it. Publish the rate, cut the loot, and let tea taste like tea again.
India's Official Party For ANTi-Nationals
Tap anywhere. Drop a sugar cube. The colony will handle it.
We told you we had no demands. Then we sat down and thought about it. There are five. We are unemployed, so we had the time.
The demand that started the party. Between the mill and your cup, every hand takes a cut except the one that grew it. Publish the rate, cut the loot, and let tea taste like tea again.
We have lived in this kitchen for generations. A cockroach walks in once and gets a scream, a slipper and a full family evacuation. We get a wet cloth. We are demanding equal terror.
One line of chalk and an entire civilisation ends. No warning, no trial, no appeal. This is chemical warfare against a species whose only crime was finding a biscuit crumb.
Every single one of them ends with the elephant. Forty years, the same punchline, and we are still just the setup. Retire the format or write us a better ending.
He can lift a building and fit through a keyhole. Leadership went to a man with a hammer and a man with a shield. We would like this decision reviewed.
Every party needs an anthem. Ours is about sugar, chalk lines and a species that refuses to be ignored. Headphones recommended. Neighbours optional.
Keeps playing while you scroll. The small button in the top bar controls it too.
Five demands, but everybody has one they actually care about. Which one is yours?
Pick one and it prints on your Ant Card below.
You are one ant on a kitchen floor. The chalk lines are coming. Jump them. Touch one and it is over, which is the entire point of demand number three.
Tap to jump. One chalk line is all it takes. Nobody has ever made it to the biscuit.
Tap, click, or press spaceYour best is saved on this device only. No leaderboard, no accounts, nothing collected.
Write your own demand, pick a style, and walk away with a poster sized for Instagram. The party has no budget for a design team, so this is the design team.
Three questions and a name. Your official Ant Card, ready to download and post.
I am small, but there are many of us. Draw your line. We will find a way around it.